Officer Bob
So last night I’m driving down Hayden Run, and I get pulled the fuck over. I’d had a couple, so I about shit myself.. Officer Bob walks up all in a huff: “What is your problem?! What are you in such a hurry for?!” Tells me I’m going 50 in a 35, reminds me that it’s dangerous and foggy, and that I am tailing the guy in front of me. Bunch of crock - he’s just trying to pull over people as they leave bars. Realizes that I’m not more than a quarter sheet to the wind, walks back to my car with my license and says: “It’s your lucky day. My computer is down so I’m just going to give you a warning.” Best part: In my glee, I seem to have thrown my license out the window? I have no idea where it is. I think I set it in my lap and then lost it when I got out of the car later.